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3alloa's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 121 (From
31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,355 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 1/9/10
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 1/9/10
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
Unlocked 10/25/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 10/29/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 10/29/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 10/29/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 10/29/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 10/29/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 10/29/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
Unlocked 10/29/09
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
Unlocked 10/29/09
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 11/22/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 10/31/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 10/31/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 10/31/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
Unlocked 1/7/10
50 Points Escape the cave.
50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
Unlocked 1/7/10
100 Points Complete all other achievements!
100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 12/21/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
Unlocked 11/1/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
Unlocked 11/3/09
10 Points Discover the backstory.
10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)